DOWN 2 FUCK: Tory Lane is not fucking hot...

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Tory Lane is not fucking hot...

"The answer... no."

Bang Bros had this awesome idea that they would start taking hot pornstars (usually) out into public and having them bone random dudes. Sounds good right? To us at least... But holy shit, this episode is just a bunch of butt ripping, coked up, sluts that are barely attractive. I mean i've always loved London Keyes but maybe it was seeing her get railed out by a half stiff boner belonging to some weird italian guy that made me want to fucking kill myself.

"Better than that Italian dudes half boner..."

Let me just give you a quick preview of the hotness you are about to witness...


With that said, here's this horrible display of porn

TRAILER : DOWNLOAD
FULL MOVIE : DOWNLOAD

No but seriously, you might want to visit THIS after so you can actually jerk it to something.

3 comments:

  1. Dude - thank you for your hilarious blog posts. You've managed to encapsulate the frequent hilarity of porn into your blog posts. My video viewings would not be the same without your amazing blog posts.

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  2. hey no problem my man, keep coming back because we'll be rolling out the posts daily.

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  3. i think that dudes from Spain!

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