I remember my first pair of tits...

The year is 1997, the economy is booming, Bill Clinton is inaugurated for his second term, O.J Simpson is found liable in civil court, and most middle school boys witnessed their first pair of "icebergs" on the big screen.

That's right Kate Winslet was catapulted into the wet dreams of many a boy and it is only right that we pay tribute to those magnificent breasts with a showing of the infamous sex scene.

I rule Kate Winslet, "Down to fuck."

KUNG FU FUCK

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Excuse me? No I will not jerk off to this.

GOOD WEED AND HOT GIRLS

YO WHO LIKES WEED?

These girls do. If this guy isn't living the dream then I don't know who is... Jordan (classic "i get to rail every girl in the world" guy) plays some dude who scores a bag of weed and what do you know, some REALLY HOT GIRLS WANT TO GET HIGH. This is what I call a good situation...

Whether you like to jerk it to the sight of bong rips or the sight of girls gettin' plowed out, you're winning with this movie. Veronique Vega and Eva Ellington are DOWN TO FUCK in this video.

Video can be downloaded here: FULL VIDEO
Picture set can be downloaded here: FULL PICTURE SET

Lindsay Lohan is D2F!!!

Remember the glory days when Lindsay Lohan was a total babe and not some coked up slut. Well she isn't making any strides to clean up her image, but she did recently pose topless for Heidi Slimane. So check out the honkers on this babe!

Paris Hilton is a Slut

Click image for video.Despite the fact that she looks like a fucking racoon in nightvision, Paris Hilton is smoking hot. Found this on Youjizz today (too much to fap to my dick is about to fall off). She seems like a pretty big cunt but who wouldn't let that girl jump on their dick. Even though the girl has no clue how to suck a dick, she has an amazing body. Thank god for bitches like this! Can I get an amen!?

Under Water Load

Click image for video. Browsing through the Youjizz inventory I came across a video titled "Ami Emmerson-Cumshot Underwater". Immediately I was intrigued and thought WTF this must be good stuff. It was a great clip of a Reality Kings video, filmed mostly underwater with a underwater cumshot at the end. Also, it was the one and only milf hunter railing this girl which makes the video that much better. Check it out for yourself, it's worth your six minutes!

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Are you down 2 fuck?