Why would you hire this guy...

as your 18 year old daughter's babysitter??? Not only is he like 35 but he just looks like a creeper...which is probably why this video is from sleep creep. Let's put that aside for the moment and move on the next issue. Why is he wearing a gas mask?
Oh Wait...
It's a Pussy Pump. WTF?!?
I imagine it comes in a box similar to this:

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