THE HILLS HAVE TITS!

No no no, not an actual hill. You know that shitty MTV show The Hills with all those rich sluts? Obviously you know about it, because no guy can click past it without stopping and enjoying the girls for 5 minutes. Well one day I happened to stay for more then 5 minutes and just put the tv on mute for awhile. I thought to myself, "God I wish this Audrina girl would take her clothes off and have sex with me." Well, he delivered half of this wish. As soon as I found out there were nudes of her I figured it was just a slip of some sort nothing big, but I was wrong.

She did a whole photo shoot of nudes. Thank you so much for giving all the guys who watch your shitty show something in return other then watching you act poorly in clothes.

Now I just gotta go work on getting the other half of my wish answered. But atleast I have something better to fap to while I wait.

MORE LIKE THESE!

IS THIS GIRL HOT? THIS GIRL IS HOT.

well holy shit, if this girl isn't the most beautiful thing to walk the planet. When I came across this video I looked around the room shamefully, put my dick back in my pants, and started lurking the internets for inexpensive wedding rings. I don't know what the FUCK this girl was thinking doing a video with these sketchy tool bag dudes (exploitedcollegegirls) but I guess i'm thankful.

Girl is not only hot, but really really cute. For real though, this dude makes her (and me) so uncomfortable in the video. He makes it seem like she's at the fucking doctors getting a physical.

"This is the opposite of what is good..."
Feel kind of bad that she had to get railed out by a bunch of stiffs, which maybe explains why she has since to make porn. But my heart goes out to you Alex. If you're reading this, you can reach me at (323)-650-0150. No just kidding that's Pauly Shore's number.

"You're welcome, Pauly."

You can check out the shit here...
SCREEN SHOTS: CLICK FOR SCREENS
and FULL MOVIE : DOWNLOAD

Party time, BYOHBJ!

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