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MARRY ME RICKI RAXXX

There seems to be a reoccurring theme with these posts... the theme being tits that could undoubtedly suffocate the shit out of you. But who doesn't want to be asphyxiated with a nice pair of fun bags!? While no one in this video dies from brutal boobage assault, this lucky "wedding planner" gets to bone the crap out of Ricki Raxxx.

"Holy shit RUN!"
I'm pretty sure this plot has been played out over seventeen thousand times in the porn world but it never seems to get old. It's no surprise that a super slutty whore of a porn star is going to be a super slutty whore and fuck someone besides her husband on her wedding day. And take notice that this girl has her pussy pierced three times. You read correctly... THREE TIMES. I wonder if she has to take that shit out at the airport...

"Working airport security rules!"
All bullshit aside, Ricki Raxxx is fucking hot. If you're into big tits, tattoos, and metallic pussies, you'll dig this video. Down2Fuck is hitting you up with the full movie, trailer, and HQ picture set. GOOD THING I FIND THESE THINGS ON OTHER WEBSITES AND JUST PROVIDE LINKS TO THEM.

"You're arrested for copyright infringement"
I didn't do it!
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Why would you hire this guy...

as your 18 year old daughter's babysitter??? Not only is he like 35 but he just looks like a creeper...which is probably why this video is from sleep creep. Let's put that aside for the moment and move on the next issue. Why is he wearing a gas mask?
Oh Wait...
It's a Pussy Pump. WTF?!?
I imagine it comes in a box similar to this:

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Sleeping Beauty has huge tits

"I will wrestle move you into my tits and you will like it!"
Ah sleeping beauty, everyone's favorite childhood fairy tale. not actually at all. did you agree? if you did you might be gay. but even if you're gay you can appreciate this girl's "sleeping beauties." the ones on her chest. i mean her tits. her gazungas. her hooters! alright...

"IF I SAY YES, DO I GET LAID?"


In this awesomely titterific video, sleeping beauty gets sick or something and falls asleep and then sleeps for awhile and then a guy comes in and fucks her. Like really, what more could you ask for. It's pretty crazy that you have to watch ten minutes of video before anything dirty even takes place but hot damn is it worth it. More Memphis Monroe plz!

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Tory Lane is not fucking hot...

"The answer... no."
Bang Bros had this awesome idea that they would start taking hot pornstars (usually) out into public and having them bone random dudes. Sounds good right? To us at least... But holy shit, this episode is just a bunch of butt ripping, coked up, sluts that are barely attractive. I mean i've always loved London Keyes but maybe it was seeing her get railed out by a half stiff boner belonging to some weird italian guy that made me want to fucking kill myself.

"Better than that Italian dudes half boner..."
Let me just give you a quick preview of the hotness you are about to witness...


With that said, here's this horrible display of porn

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No but seriously, you might want to visit THIS after so you can actually jerk it to something.

Hot Girls Suck at Video Games...

It's a fact. I read it on one of the internets.... but for those of you non-believers let me crush your dreams of finding that smokin' hot girl next door, who maintains a 3-1 kill-death ratio in counter-strike.

Exhibit A: These girls are all attractive
The problems here are indicated in red...(a and b show where the video and power cords would connect to any normal x box. c indicates that the girl on the right has an xbox tattoo WTF?)

Now on to exhibit B:
This girl can kick your ass in any video game or eating contest for that matter.
Don't even get her started on Call of Duty...














I rest my case.

But hey a guy can always dream right?
So I leave you with this Playstation goddess fucking some dude...Enjoy!

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Her xbox tat is fake btw...

TATS OR GTFO! part II

It was about time for another TATS OR GTFO post, and who else than Suicide Girls would provide such quality ink and babetastic women? Meet Bambu, certified babe with crazy awesome hair and beautiful ink all over her. I don't know if i'm supposed to fap or start a savings account so I can buy this girl a diamond ring.





For all you ink lovers...
enjoy this glorious set.
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Nailin' Palin

"Accurate representation?"
Who remembers this bitch? I know I do and I also remember half of America had a boner for her. I wish I could have been as lucky as these two Russians in the video. Their tank breaks down in front of her house and they end up both imPalin' her at the same time... See what I did there? If I knew she was this easy I would've done the same thing a long time ago. So if you were wondering what she's been up to since that embarrassing run at vice president, she's been doing something she's more capable of, and that's taking a dick!

"Home of the free."
OK so maybe this is actually Lisa Ann and her giant tanks (exploding penises anywhere in sight), but it doesn't take much imagination to pretend it's Sarah Palin. This video is faptastic, and it just goes to show that Sarah Palin really is D2F! GOD BLESS AMERICA.

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Newton's Law of Blowjobs

"My ideal study group..."
I've never been that great at science, but I guess now I have reason to put on my goggles. Last year I scored a C in Physics, where were these girls to help me when I needed them most? Einstein seemed like a pretty good guy, but I wonder if he ever got down like this...

"Maybe it was the sandals that did him in..."
In this Brazzers scene Jenna Haze and Roxy Jezel tag team a lucky guy who is brought to life from his doll-form with a little help from magic. You know... witchcraft, the ol' harry potter spell? I think these girls just abracadabra'd me a boner...

"Not necessarily like this."
If you ever needed reason to study for that next science exam,
your inspiration starts here!

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EYES WIDE.... SLUT.

"Now if I could only gain access to this party..."
Brazzers has done it again! If you haven't caught on to their horribly clever way of coming up with scene ideas... they take a movie name and change it... a little. They take the already dirty as shit movie "Eyes Wide Shut" and make every one that much more naked. I didn't even know this was possible! The scene "Eyes Wide Slut" stars Lisa Ann. She's probably thirty something but still going strong in the business with her crazy set of tits that could probably destroy anything in their path... including your dick.

"My tits will kill you."
I'd sure like to be Tom Cruise in this movie! Being surrounded by tons of mute naked women that are all mysterious and sexy and in it to win it, count me in. If you can manage to not be distracted by Lisa Ann's crazy ass looking titties, you can probably fap to this.

*fap fap fap*
Now get involved with your local secret exclusive whore house underground society temple thing and get in on some of this action.

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Is this girl drunk?

I'm not sure if this girl was just amped for St. Patty's day and downed a few too many Pabst's or if she is just retarded, but either way she is still really fuckin' hot. The dude totally treats her like he's coaching that "mental challenged" kid in your elementary school class in little league. But hey man at least he's gettin' some pussy and not watching porn like some loser..right?

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HUT HUT... HIKE

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Jungle Fever

Recently I've been plagued with a bad case of jungle fever. One of the girls that has triggered this is Wanita “D. Woods” Woodgette from Danity Kane. Whenever I see her I get as hard as a diamond in an ice storm. I think she's actually been kicked out of Danity Kane, but that isn't important. What's important is that I cure my jungle fever before I die or get married. I highly doubt she'll be the one to cure me, but I can only hope for a look alike. If my calculations are correct though D. Woods is DOWN 2 FUCK!

Laundry time... part the second

"Fuck, I just went to do my laundry and got side tracked when a girl at the laundry room offered me a BJ. I guess i'll try again."

As these last couple of posts show... doing laundry FUCKING RULES.
In this down 2 fuck post, London Keyes shows how fun doing laundry can really be when she "spills" some red bull on her shirt, which obviously means she has to take off her shirt and then fellashe the dude bro sitting next to her. Hell yeah!

because we all needed a little more inspiration to get off our ass and do our laundry...

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Check out London Keyes
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Down Toe Fuck...?

"Wait, this isn't a cheeseburger..."

I understand that people have fetishes, and that's all well and good. God knows I love me a some school girl outfits. But there's nothing worse than seeing a hot cover pic of some babe and you find out it's some weird ass foot fetish site. These things should be clearly labeled. And for all you aspiring porn actresses out there: don't just think you can do some foot porn and think it's a one-time deal. Once I see your heels on his shaft or your Daddy toe tickling his anus, you've lost all appeal. Everytime I see your slutty mug all I'll be able to think is "*fapfapfap*, damn this is hot, *fapfapfap* oh wait - isn't that the fucking creepy bitch I just saw put her whole foot in her mouth?" and then I gotta spend the next 5 minutes tryin' to get it back up to pictures of Miley Cyrus. So for my sake, and the sake of you being taken seriously as a professional porn artist, keep some integrity and take a load on your chin like everyone else.

Pictures: Case and Point

The only reason I wash my clothes...

is in the hopes that something similar to this will play out. I'm sure most of you dudes can agree that doing your own laundry frankly put fucking sucks a shit ton. Personally,my only motivation is that some slut bag will be in the laundry room and not only do my laundry for me but also suck my cock. Maybe even both at the same time...If there are any ladies out there down to fuck amongst my mountain of dirty clothes please for the love of god find me.

Video can be downloaded here:
http://rapidshare.com/files/208451791/DirtyGirlDirtyClothes.rar.html

TAT'S OR GTFO

I know for a fact I'm not the only one with the opinion that tattoo's will make a good looking girl, a better looking girl. This is why suicide girls generally attract my attention, and today I received a gift. Two girls on a 'road trip' that I wish I could have attended even though my load would have been blown instantly. If you're one of the many with this opinion I would highly recommend checking out the full set that is available.
FULL SET!

I love the Disney Channel

Ah the days of the Disney channel, sitting around watching TV all day wishing I skated inline for the Pup n Suds, wished my house could talk and cook me food, wished I lived in Hawaii in the first place so then I could move to the mountains and become a tubular snowboarder. Oh then there was that one movie with stupid that Irish kid. Well thank god for the internet because today I came across some pictures of the girl in the movie all grown up, and all I have to say is...



If you want to watch the beginning of the movie check it out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AidBmdsJ-U

Hell yeah this girl rules.
PLEASE GOD LET ME HAVE ALEXIS LOPEZ.