Down Toe Fuck...?

"Wait, this isn't a cheeseburger..."

I understand that people have fetishes, and that's all well and good. God knows I love me a some school girl outfits. But there's nothing worse than seeing a hot cover pic of some babe and you find out it's some weird ass foot fetish site. These things should be clearly labeled. And for all you aspiring porn actresses out there: don't just think you can do some foot porn and think it's a one-time deal. Once I see your heels on his shaft or your Daddy toe tickling his anus, you've lost all appeal. Everytime I see your slutty mug all I'll be able to think is "*fapfapfap*, damn this is hot, *fapfapfap* oh wait - isn't that the fucking creepy bitch I just saw put her whole foot in her mouth?" and then I gotta spend the next 5 minutes tryin' to get it back up to pictures of Miley Cyrus. So for my sake, and the sake of you being taken seriously as a professional porn artist, keep some integrity and take a load on your chin like everyone else.

Pictures: Case and Point