Seriously?

I downloaded this video called "Straight Fucking" expecting to see two youths preforming the deed in the missionary position. Instead I got a video of some type of circus/cheerleading/sex act. 

It is impressive to say the least.

The first minute is the girl doing some shitty cheer on the kitchen table(I'm not sure why you would do this). Then the cheer coach enters and says he needs to preform a persperation check(which I can only assume is regulation for all new cheerleaders) The process goes something like this:

Then like crazy rediculous acrobatics happen and then she gets fucked.

Anyways here is the video: DOWNLOAD

THE HILLS HAVE TITS!

No no no, not an actual hill. You know that shitty MTV show The Hills with all those rich sluts? Obviously you know about it, because no guy can click past it without stopping and enjoying the girls for 5 minutes. Well one day I happened to stay for more then 5 minutes and just put the tv on mute for awhile. I thought to myself, "God I wish this Audrina girl would take her clothes off and have sex with me." Well, he delivered half of this wish. As soon as I found out there were nudes of her I figured it was just a slip of some sort nothing big, but I was wrong.

She did a whole photo shoot of nudes. Thank you so much for giving all the guys who watch your shitty show something in return other then watching you act poorly in clothes.

Now I just gotta go work on getting the other half of my wish answered. But atleast I have something better to fap to while I wait.

MORE LIKE THESE!

IS THIS GIRL HOT? THIS GIRL IS HOT.

well holy shit, if this girl isn't the most beautiful thing to walk the planet. When I came across this video I looked around the room shamefully, put my dick back in my pants, and started lurking the internets for inexpensive wedding rings. I don't know what the FUCK this girl was thinking doing a video with these sketchy tool bag dudes (exploitedcollegegirls) but I guess i'm thankful.

Girl is not only hot, but really really cute. For real though, this dude makes her (and me) so uncomfortable in the video. He makes it seem like she's at the fucking doctors getting a physical.

"This is the opposite of what is good..."
Feel kind of bad that she had to get railed out by a bunch of stiffs, which maybe explains why she has since to make porn. But my heart goes out to you Alex. If you're reading this, you can reach me at (323)-650-0150. No just kidding that's Pauly Shore's number.

"You're welcome, Pauly."

You can check out the shit here...
SCREEN SHOTS: CLICK FOR SCREENS
and FULL MOVIE : DOWNLOAD

Party time, BYOHBJ!

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Anal Anyone?

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MARRY ME RICKI RAXXX

There seems to be a reoccurring theme with these posts... the theme being tits that could undoubtedly suffocate the shit out of you. But who doesn't want to be asphyxiated with a nice pair of fun bags!? While no one in this video dies from brutal boobage assault, this lucky "wedding planner" gets to bone the crap out of Ricki Raxxx.

"Holy shit RUN!"
I'm pretty sure this plot has been played out over seventeen thousand times in the porn world but it never seems to get old. It's no surprise that a super slutty whore of a porn star is going to be a super slutty whore and fuck someone besides her husband on her wedding day. And take notice that this girl has her pussy pierced three times. You read correctly... THREE TIMES. I wonder if she has to take that shit out at the airport...

"Working airport security rules!"
All bullshit aside, Ricki Raxxx is fucking hot. If you're into big tits, tattoos, and metallic pussies, you'll dig this video. Down2Fuck is hitting you up with the full movie, trailer, and HQ picture set. GOOD THING I FIND THESE THINGS ON OTHER WEBSITES AND JUST PROVIDE LINKS TO THEM.

"You're arrested for copyright infringement"
I didn't do it!
SCREENSHOTS : CLICK
TRAILER : DOWNLOAD
FULL MOVIE :DOWNLOAD
HQ PICTURE SET : DOWNLOAD

Why would you hire this guy...

as your 18 year old daughter's babysitter??? Not only is he like 35 but he just looks like a creeper...which is probably why this video is from sleep creep. Let's put that aside for the moment and move on the next issue. Why is he wearing a gas mask?
Oh Wait...
It's a Pussy Pump. WTF?!?
I imagine it comes in a box similar to this:

Not sure if this type of thing is your bag?
Check out the video here: DOWNLOAD

Sleeping Beauty has huge tits

"I will wrestle move you into my tits and you will like it!"
Ah sleeping beauty, everyone's favorite childhood fairy tale. not actually at all. did you agree? if you did you might be gay. but even if you're gay you can appreciate this girl's "sleeping beauties." the ones on her chest. i mean her tits. her gazungas. her hooters! alright...

"IF I SAY YES, DO I GET LAID?"


In this awesomely titterific video, sleeping beauty gets sick or something and falls asleep and then sleeps for awhile and then a guy comes in and fucks her. Like really, what more could you ask for. It's pretty crazy that you have to watch ten minutes of video before anything dirty even takes place but hot damn is it worth it. More Memphis Monroe plz!

TRAILER : DOWNLOAD
FULL MOVIE : DOWNLOAD
PICTURE SET : DOWNLOAD

Tory Lane is not fucking hot...

"The answer... no."
Bang Bros had this awesome idea that they would start taking hot pornstars (usually) out into public and having them bone random dudes. Sounds good right? To us at least... But holy shit, this episode is just a bunch of butt ripping, coked up, sluts that are barely attractive. I mean i've always loved London Keyes but maybe it was seeing her get railed out by a half stiff boner belonging to some weird italian guy that made me want to fucking kill myself.

"Better than that Italian dudes half boner..."
Let me just give you a quick preview of the hotness you are about to witness...


With that said, here's this horrible display of porn

TRAILER : DOWNLOAD
FULL MOVIE : DOWNLOAD

No but seriously, you might want to visit THIS after so you can actually jerk it to something.

Hot Girls Suck at Video Games...

It's a fact. I read it on one of the internets.... but for those of you non-believers let me crush your dreams of finding that smokin' hot girl next door, who maintains a 3-1 kill-death ratio in counter-strike.

Exhibit A: These girls are all attractive
The problems here are indicated in red...(a and b show where the video and power cords would connect to any normal x box. c indicates that the girl on the right has an xbox tattoo WTF?)

Now on to exhibit B:
This girl can kick your ass in any video game or eating contest for that matter.
Don't even get her started on Call of Duty...














I rest my case.

But hey a guy can always dream right?
So I leave you with this Playstation goddess fucking some dude...Enjoy!

Video can be downloaded here: DOWNLOAD
Her xbox tat is fake btw...